We're waiting to board our flight to Dallas and begin our tour of the deep south. I'm confident the Confederates won't mind us spending some money as we pass through.
While we're in the Dallas area, we'll visit the Bowling Hall of Fame and the taxpayer funded palace the Dallas Cowboys call home. We'll also have a look at the spot where President Kennedy was assassinated. Maybe we'll see the crew of Cheaters busting a chump who is cheating on his wife.
